- When you say you have a virus and you don't really have any idea what is wrong, it's just a little slow
- Crawling behind disgusting and dirty desks.
- Unsnarling wires
- Too many icons on the desktop, making it difficult to actually find what they need
- Disgusting keyboards and mouses.
- When you complain about something and don't first check the cables.
- When you lie and say that you've rebooted or checked the cables when you clearly haven't.
- When you turn off your antivirus because "it makes the computer too slow". Infected computers grind to a halt, friend
- When you ask about how to fix a problem on a home machine
- When you ask about how to get your kids games working
- When you complain about network speed
- When you wax nostalgic about old computers/programs and how great they were. We got stuff to do here.
- When you refuse to upgrade to the newest version of a program
- How you complain about not being able to use an old program
- When you do not apply updates.
- Not reporting weird behavior like porn popups.
- Not writing down error messages, and then explaining your problem like..."It comes up with an error message, but I just click it away." Sometimes that message is important.
- Insisting on doing things the most complicated way possible.
- When you post a username/password on your monitor
- When you use a horrible and insecure password
- Not backing up your data and then acting shocked when it disappears.
- Clicking on popups that tell you that you have a virus. This is the internet people! They are preying on you!
- When you forward something without checking snopes
- When you forward something and ask if "is this real?"
- When you get a piece of spam and ask why "they" do this
- When you ask how you got infected. I don't watch over your shoulder
- This really happened to me. When you are at a funeral and are approached for technical advice
- When a hacker gets in and you ask why they do this
- When you store sensitive data on your computer, like credit cards or bank accounts or passwords. Does this seem like a good idea to you? Are you asking to get your identity stolen?
- When you download and install file sharing utilities
- When you have an infected USB and you put it in mutliple computers
- When you ask how you can make a web site, without having to learn "anything technical"
- When you click without reading
- When you are upset because something doesn't work exactly like it used to
- When you don't want to learn
- When you insist on keeping old equipment alive
- When you ask for opinions on new equipment or software that the tech person hasn't ever seen. We can barely keep up on the stuff we WANT to keep track of.
- When you want to now how one program is different than the other
- When you missuse an acronym.
- When you assume something is possible because computers can do anything
- When you put your entire hard drive on the server
- When you complain about the firewall
- When you don't read the instructions
- When you don't install the drivers
- When you don't change your wireless keyboard/mouse's batteries
- When you change your monitor's resolution to something your monitor can't support
- When you complain that the "server must be down" for every conceivable network problem
- When you don't explain how you did something
- When you hide what you did
- When you blame someone else
- When you expect quick turnaround
- When you stop them in the hallway/elevator/outside of work, and mention something you'd like them to fix. Do them a favor, send an email
- When you want help in ordering something online
- When you want instruction in something like "So, show me everything that is different in Office 2007".
- When you want them to do your work in MS Word or Excel for you
- When you ask for help doing the same thing over and over again
- When you call yourself stupid
- When you ask how I learned everything I know
- When you assume that I have a comp sci degree
- When you throw away equipment that works fine because you don't know how to use it.
- When you don't let us know when there is a problem
- When you don't mark when a piece of equipment is broken and it continues to try to be used
- When you complain about your 500 person mailing list not working, and it is an address that is misspelled, or not working
- When you complain about a piece of code you've written and you haven't checked it for spelling or correct punctuation.
- When you put games on the server
- When you install a server without knowing how to care for it. Everyone can install Ubuntu. Not everyone can sysadmin Ubuntu
- When you have silly icons/mouse pointers that make it difficult to concentrate
- When you have silly desktop backgrounds/screen savers
- When you insist on adding more and more silly backgrounds/screen savers
- When you insist on backing up your silly background/screen so you can put it on your new computer
- When you insist on a gaming pc when you only go on the internet and write word documents
- When you want two monitors because it's cool, not because you need them.
- When you want to connect to your computer remotely because you are lazy and don't want to come to work
- When you don't want to upgrade your printer and get frustrated when you lose your parallel port on your next computer
- When you assume its safe or easy to share printers
- When you open illegal shares on your computer without checking with your tech person
- When you say "but my computer at home is faster".
- When I can't buy something to make your computer better because of the budget.
- When I'm asked to install illegal software
- When I'm asked to install software without a license
- When I'm asked to install software on your personal machine
- Cascading Style Sheets
- Not being given notice that you need something, something that we could have planned for
- Being treated like a peon
- Being told that we are wrong
- Asking someone else of our assessment, and "is she right"
- Being hovered over
- Being asked to explain every step
- When you are afraid to try
- Being asked how to get into this business
- Being asked how much I charge for home visits
- When you don't accept that I don't do house calls
- When you bring in your home computer for me to look at
- When you don't accept my advice to wipe the computer clean and start over and insist it can be done without such drastic measures
- Wordperfect
- Your custom macros
- Customized ergonomic mouses and keyboards
- Left handed mouses
- Carrying heavy computers
- Crowded offices without room to move or disassemble a computer.
- Having to be inside working on your computer when it's nice outside.
Friday, April 30, 2010
101 Things that your Tech Support Person Doesn't Like
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